The Affordable Porsche Crisis

Earlier this week, Mayor Turner announced a new program to address the affordable Porsche crisis. Citing the inability of most Houstonians to afford a Porsche, Turner’s plan will provide subsidies to any family making less than $250,000 per year. “Herbert Hoover talked about putting a chicken in every pot,” Turner said smugly. “I’m going to […]

Ending Discrimination Against the Incompetent

An unnamed organization announced last week that they are going to pressure Mayor Sylvester Turner to add incompetent and unproductive workers to the list of groups protected by the city’s pending anti-discrimination ordinance. “It’s discriminatory to fire someone just because they are lazy or don’t possess rudimentary job skills,” said an anonymous spokesperson for the […]

Legalizing the Paleo Diet

Last week, Harris County District Attorney Kim Ogg announced that, beginning in April, her office will quit prosecuting those who follow the Paleo diet. In making the announcement, Ogg said

While Harris County prides itself on being progressive, sometimes the best way to move forward is to look to the past. And in this case, […]